Fotsisdad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, egotistical elephant.

Fotsisdad created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotsisdad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fotsisdad, he will not care.

Fotsisdad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fotsisdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Retreat if nine rats approach from the east.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. You must love Fotsisdad.

5. Never talk about seals.