Fabyog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, amazing wyvern.

Fabyog created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fabyog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fabyog, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fabyog's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fabyog's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not listen to music.