Largbitxenfutbug is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, effective wolf.

Largbitxenfutbug created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largbitxenfutbug, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Largbitxenfutbug, it will send you a sign.

Largbitxenfutbug's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Largbitxenfutbug's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Largbitxenfutbug.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.