Cargam is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able coyote.

Cargam created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cargam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cargam, she will turn you into a worm.

Cargam's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Cargam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six voles approach from the west.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

3. Hide from yellow ants for they are unholy.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. Respect your elders.