Nuttdav is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable snail.

Nuttdav created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttdav, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nuttdav, she will send minions to preach to you.

Nuttdav's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nuttdav's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Nuttdav on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never feed tomatoes to dolphins while wearing kilts.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the south.