Rillran is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic camel.

Rillran created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Rillran, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rillran, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rillran's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Rillran's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet gray.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.