Cussdissmit is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest cobra.

Cussdissmit created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussdissmit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cussdissmit, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cussdissmit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Cussdissmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of birds.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never play with disobedient children.