Padpommonfagwodjenxemwit is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered crane.

Padpommonfagwodjenxemwit created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Padpommonfagwodjenxemwit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Padpommonfagwodjenxemwit, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Padpommonfagwodjenxemwit's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Padpommonfagwodjenxemwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Feed all hungry sharks.

5. Always stare at clouds.