Kim is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, grumpy lizard.

Kim created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kim, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Kim's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near great tits while wearing yellow shorts and balancing nine gold spheres on your arms.

3. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.