Lamnattig is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, awesome hare.

Lamnattig created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamnattig, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lamnattig, he will jump up and down on your head.

Lamnattig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Lamnattig's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lamnattig.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never leap near cats.