Nilhinzim Zanliddod is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate wasp.

Nilhinzim Zanliddod created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilhinzim Zanliddod, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nilhinzim Zanliddod, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Nilhinzim Zanliddod's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Nilhinzim Zanliddod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Nilhinzim Zanliddod on top of all buildings.