Rigbunsak is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, tranquil coyote.

Rigbunsak created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigbunsak, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rigbunsak, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rigbunsak's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Rigbunsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near sheep while wearing orange shoes and balancing six iron spheres on your face.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Fast once a month.