Yikfitzed is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, humorless yak.

Yikfitzed created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikfitzed, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yikfitzed, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yikfitzed's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Yikfitzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four hamsters in a large pit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about moths.