Godxucbun is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic fly.

Godxucbun created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godxucbun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Godxucbun, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Godxucbun's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Godxucbun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five dogs approach from the west.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Erect six copper sculptures of Godxucbun on top of important buildings.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.