Karbut is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying penguin.

Karbut created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karbut, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Karbut, it will strike you with lightening.

Karbut's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Karbut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Karbut on top of important buildings.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.