Rakyokcadzod is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, all-powerful frog.

Rakyokcadzod created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakyokcadzod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rakyokcadzod, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rakyokcadzod's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Rakyokcadzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sharks.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Rakyokcadzod loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Do not chop down trees.