Gedyikquill is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, almighty lizard.

Gedyikquill created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gedyikquill, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gedyikquill, she will turn you into a goat.

Gedyikquill's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gedyikquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Snakes are not to be trusted.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Run away if three aardvarks approach from the east.