Huggidgep Nullcemwiktitkin Japrapgomnilstikjendobfed is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, passionate duck.

Huggidgep Nullcemwiktitkin Japrapgomnilstikjendobfed created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Huggidgep Nullcemwiktitkin Japrapgomnilstikjendobfed, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Huggidgep Nullcemwiktitkin Japrapgomnilstikjendobfed, she will try to impress you with trees.

Huggidgep Nullcemwiktitkin Japrapgomnilstikjendobfed's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Huggidgep Nullcemwiktitkin Japrapgomnilstikjendobfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near badgers while wearing blue kilts and balancing nine lead spheres on your legs.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Pray towards the south.