Midwiting is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient capybara.

Midwiting created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Midwiting, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Midwiting, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Midwiting's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Midwiting's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Always help moths.

3. Never paint your face violet.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.
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