Tifyartbopflanbin Pagfomflis Tettimigdid
is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent
frog
.
Tifyartbopflanbin Pagfomflis Tettimigdid
created the Sol system seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Tifyartbopflanbin Pagfomflis Tettimigdid
, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Tifyartbopflanbin Pagfomflis Tettimigdid
, he will make you grow a tail.
Tifyartbopflanbin Pagfomflis Tettimigdid's
most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Tifyartbopflanbin Pagfomflis Tettimigdid's Holy Commandments
1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Always treat horses with great respect.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never write about dwarf planets.
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