Flapbitgess is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous
wasp.
Flapbitgess created an atom three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flapbitgess, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Flapbitgess, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Flapbitgess' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Flapbitgess' Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the east.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Never talk about gravity.
4. Never write about black holes.
5. Put Flapbitgess first in all things.