Listvanbem Sitfaghom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart owl.

Listvanbem Sitfaghom created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Listvanbem Sitfaghom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Listvanbem Sitfaghom, it will throw large rocks at you.

Listvanbem Sitfaghom's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Listvanbem Sitfaghom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Listvanbem Sitfaghom loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.