Panlatbot is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, vain cow.

Panlatbot created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panlatbot, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Panlatbot, he will laugh at you.

Panlatbot's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Panlatbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about hamsters.

2. Always obey Panlatbot's priests.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.