Dadbapsom Labcudkap is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, vain manatee.

Dadbapsom Labcudkap created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dadbapsom Labcudkap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dadbapsom Labcudkap, she will refuse to believe in you.

Dadbapsom Labcudkap's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dadbapsom Labcudkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.