Higbongar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient wolf.

Higbongar created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higbongar, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Higbongar, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Higbongar's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Higbongar's Holy Commandments

1. Higbongar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Run away from purple great tits, for they are unholy.