Bimhugxin is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, fussy butterfly.

Bimhugxin created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimhugxin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bimhugxin, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bimhugxin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bimhugxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never feed garlic to bats while wearing gray tights.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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