Vedontlist is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, temperamental naga.

Vedontlist created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedontlist, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vedontlist, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vedontlist's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Vedontlist's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never look in ponds.