Nigbumdad Nurpinrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, sage rat.

Nigbumdad Nurpinrutt created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Nigbumdad Nurpinrutt, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nigbumdad Nurpinrutt, he will come to you in dreams.

Nigbumdad Nurpinrutt's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nigbumdad Nurpinrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill aardvarks.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Do not keep three sharks in a large pit.