Febbosstonk is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, kind centaur.

Febbosstonk created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Febbosstonk, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Febbosstonk, he will turn you into a rock.

Febbosstonk's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Febbosstonk's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Febbosstonk.

2. Put Febbosstonk first in all things.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always take life seriously.