Fenbinsit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish dragon.

Fenbinsit created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fenbinsit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fenbinsit, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fenbinsit's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fenbinsit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fenbinsit.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Fenbinsit in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must love Fenbinsit.

5. Do not cook food in pots.