Yarlkenbeg Gidmotyat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous rat.

Yarlkenbeg Gidmotyat created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlkenbeg Gidmotyat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yarlkenbeg Gidmotyat, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yarlkenbeg Gidmotyat's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Yarlkenbeg Gidmotyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ants.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.