Minpibpas is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, boastful mink.

Minpibpas created Mount Everest eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minpibpas, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Minpibpas, he will manifest in front of you.

Minpibpas' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Minpibpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. Never mention whales.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Run away from orange birds, for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.