Poddossjambim is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, confident
gnu.
Poddossjambim created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Poddossjambim, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Poddossjambim, she will think nothing of it.
Poddossjambim's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Poddossjambim's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
5. Hide if three tapirs approach from the south.