Lidbelljanrapnill is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, capable dragonfly.

Lidbelljanrapnill created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidbelljanrapnill, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Lidbelljanrapnill, it will have a low opinion of you.

Lidbelljanrapnill's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Lidbelljanrapnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about electromagnetism near geese while wearing mauve boots and balancing three aluminium spheres on your chest.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Never eat green fruit.