Gunstragzig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, irritating naga.

Gunstragzig created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunstragzig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gunstragzig, he will destroy your favourite star.

Gunstragzig's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gunstragzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. You must pray to Gunstragzig six times a day.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near hamsters while wearing blue rings and balancing four zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.