Vogmumgum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless dragon.

Vogmumgum created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Vogmumgum, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vogmumgum, she will refuse to believe in you.

Vogmumgum's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Vogmumgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Never chant near hamsters.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.