Hunjanrencaddumjan is a god.

He takes the form of a large, emotional badger.

Hunjanrencaddumjan created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Hunjanrencaddumjan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hunjanrencaddumjan, he will turn you into a mole.

Hunjanrencaddumjan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hunjanrencaddumjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hunjanrencaddumjan.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hunjanrencaddumjan.