Somgenmad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, effective goose.

Somgenmad created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Somgenmad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Somgenmad, he will turn you into a goat.

Somgenmad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Somgenmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Somgenmad loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not hurt ants.