Koppinomt is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witless dugong.

Koppinomt created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Koppinomt, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Koppinomt, it will send minions to preach to you.

Koppinomt's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Koppinomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing turquoise scarves.

2. Always help manatees.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Koppinomt in the centre of the settlement.