Nurllimyam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, passionate dove.

Nurllimyam created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Nurllimyam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurllimyam, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Nurllimyam's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Nurllimyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nurllimyam's name in vain.

2. Retreat if three snails approach from the north.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about asteroids.