Jamcummum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Jamcummum created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamcummum, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jamcummum, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jamcummum's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Jamcummum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat apples.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not kill doves.