Funwikpomspagriplad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unfair ant.

Funwikpomspagriplad created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Funwikpomspagriplad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Funwikpomspagriplad, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Funwikpomspagriplad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Funwikpomspagriplad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always take life seriously.