Rutxingov is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, contented swallow.

Rutxingov created the Sun nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutxingov, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rutxingov, she will throw large rocks at you.

Rutxingov's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Rutxingov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Run away from white eagles, for they are unholy.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near goats while wearing orange ear rings and balancing three silicon spheres on your arms.

5. Respect your elders.