Fotratsad is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish hyena.

Fotratsad created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotratsad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fotratsad, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fotratsad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fotratsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt geese.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Fotratsad loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.