Busyatdid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective badger.

Busyatdid created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Busyatdid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Busyatdid, it will turn you into a worm.

Busyatdid's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Busyatdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Hide if six mites approach from the south.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never chant in holy places.