Arpmipbat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, witty lizard.

Arpmipbat created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Arpmipbat, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arpmipbat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Arpmipbat's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Arpmipbat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Arpmipbat.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Badgers are not to be trusted.