Hudten is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unthinking lobster.

Hudten created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudten, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hudten, she will destroy your favourite star.

Hudten's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hudten's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.