Mabhogbat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish squirrel.

Mabhogbat created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabhogbat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mabhogbat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mabhogbat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Mabhogbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five geese in a large pit.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mabhogbat.

3. Always obey Mabhogbat's priests.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.