Xucsasdabvanwot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy owl.

Xucsasdabvanwot created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucsasdabvanwot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Xucsasdabvanwot, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Xucsasdabvanwot's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Xucsasdabvanwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Xucsasdabvanwot's priests.

2. Do not keep seven great tits in a large pit.

3. Never think about dark matter near turtles while wearing blue shirts and balancing four silicon spheres on your legs.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.