Sabwabpopbam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, self-confident deer.

Sabwabpopbam created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabwabpopbam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sabwabpopbam, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sabwabpopbam's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Sabwabpopbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Never feed spinach to tortoises while wearing shirts.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.