Negpidrip is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthoughtful dryad.

Negpidrip created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negpidrip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Negpidrip, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Negpidrip's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Negpidrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Negpidrip's name in vain.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near mice while wearing purple ear rings.

5. Always obey Negpidrip's priests.