Canlarndog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive skunk.

Canlarndog created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Canlarndog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Canlarndog, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Canlarndog's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Canlarndog's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near cats while wearing cyan tights and balancing three titanium spheres on your arms.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.