Vinfodcun Ruttomwan is a god.

He takes the form of a large, astonishing owl.

Vinfodcun Ruttomwan created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinfodcun Ruttomwan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vinfodcun Ruttomwan, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vinfodcun Ruttomwan's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Vinfodcun Ruttomwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near hamsters while wearing black corsets.

2. Vinfodcun Ruttomwan loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not speak about oranges.