Tonknaddussnib is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-powerful faun.

Tonknaddussnib created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonknaddussnib, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonknaddussnib, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tonknaddussnib's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tonknaddussnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Tonknaddussnib loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Worship no other gods but Tonknaddussnib.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.