Libtargof is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, blissful mongoose.

Libtargof created a top quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Libtargof, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Libtargof, it will curse you with boils.

Libtargof's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Libtargof's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near great tits while wearing violet dresses and balancing six silver spheres on your feet.

5. Never think about cell theory.