Flagwodtim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, narcissistic chicken.

Flagwodtim created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flagwodtim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flagwodtim, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flagwodtim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Flagwodtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Never skip near dogs.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.