Zandobtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, intelligent fairy.

Zandobtarg created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zandobtarg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zandobtarg, it will laugh at you.

Zandobtarg's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Zandobtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Zandobtarg in the centre of the settlement.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zandobtarg.

4. Never feed garlic to ducks while wearing tights.

5. Do not dye your hair white.